Windows 7: Back with More Cheap Tricks

No, I’m not talking about the classic rock band.  I am talking about Kylie, the returning “spokestoddler” for Windows 7.  She’s the adorable little girl making a slideshow in the new Windows 7 commercial.  But really, Microsoft, is this the best way to market your product?

Alright, I have to pause here and confess that I am a pretty big Apple nerd and former Apple employee.  As such, I probably am not the most objective person to critique a Windows advertisement, but after the release of Vista and subsequent decline of their market share, Windows could really use a credibility boost.

So is Kylie, the darling little girl, the best way to do that?  Personally, I don’t think so.  Here’s why:

  • I am a PC and I am 4.5 years old. I’m sorry, but if I was a mid-40s computer novice in the market for a computer, I think a commercial portraying a 4-year-old editing videos on the computer would just make me feel incompetent.  “I can’t even figure out how to check my email and this toddler is making slideshows?!”
  • No Joking Matter. Let’s face it, the release of Windows Vista has become a punchline for pretty much all of the computing world.  Windows now has the opportunity to redeem themselves by making a strong release of Windows 7 and making it everything that Vista should have been.  In order to make a comeback, Microsoft specifically needs to win over the business world — especially companies that are convinced their best option is staying with XP.  I’m not really convinced that cute bunnies are the best way to prove to CEOs that Windows is back and ready to go work.
  • Cheap Tricks. Kylie the Windows Spokestoddler is cute (hey, she’s downright precious), but I think Windows is making the same mistake with this commercial that they made with Vista.  They are focusing on creating a snazzy attention grabber but are sacrificing substance.  A lot of people initially switched to Vista because it looks cool and i’s very graphical and flashy, but after the eightieth time pressing the “Allow” button it’s not so fun anymore.  In my opinion, if Microsoft wants to win people over on Windows 7, they should show them why they should switch.  Win them over with the features, stability and usability of the software, and not simply the adorable face of a 4-year-old.

Faith & Geekery is excited to welcome Brittany Dengerud to our stable of geeks!  She’s a Twin Cities, Minnesota, native with interests in movies and music, social media and online marketing strategy, photography, and new technology.  If you’d like to drop her a note to welcome her, just email brittany@faithandgeekery.com.

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Brittany
A Minnesota city girl, Brittany specializes in social media, online marketing strategy, and wedding photography. Her other geek territory includes movies, music, and new technology -- especially when it has a small letter i at the beginning.