Rebates and the Problem of Evil

Not to be that guy, but I until a few years back I vehemently avoided having a cell phone.  When I went on a trip to a place where phone service would be a 15 minute drive I finally decided to get my toes wet — but only a little. I ended up buying a Pre-Pay phone. The phone was anything but fancy, but it still works even after a trip through the wash. I’m still pre-pay, mostly since my $50/500 minute plan lasts all year and I don’t think I’m close to getting that much use.

One of the big reasons I don’t have a bigger phone plan is that I simply don’t want another bill to pay. Reading though the ads for phones reminds me why: I hate all of the gimmicks that go along with cell phones — it’s a music player! It’s a camera! It’s a mini-web browser! It’s a PDA! It reminds me a lot of the 200 channels one can get on cable — all you want is the locals, a news channel, and maybe something like Discovery or ESPN. Still, you’re stuck paying for QVC, 5 channels of Nickelodeon, and a music station that plays smooth jazz.

Worse, I know full well that the advertised price is not what I’ll end up paying, as evidenced by the little legend key each of the phones has next to it: activation fees, termination fees, monthy access charges, roaming, and on and on. Plus, there’s the hoops to jump through to get to the actual advertised price, including rebates.

Thankfully Dilbert gets how inane these things are.

As someone who has blown a rebate before, and is still waiting 3 years later for another one that never made it, I don’t want to make that mistake again.

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Justin
After stints in Alaska and Southern Minnesota, Justin re-settled into the Twin Cities and works in the radio industry. Some of his hobbies include travel and music, and his interests in geek culture include animation, movies, and communication technologies.