I figured it was time for another movie quotes quiz. People seem to have a lot of fun with these, and even though my last one was in February, a lot of people still end up here (an average of fifty people a month) looking for the movie quotes quiz. So…better get a new one out there!
For whatever reason, all the quotes in this quiz are taken from movies that are part of my personal library, and no movie on today’s quiz has appeared in a previous quiz. Leave your answers in the comment field. Comments are moderated, so nobody’s answers will appear until it’s all over.
Points:
- 1 point for correctly identifying the movie.
- An extra 2 points for correctly identifying the character that said the quote
- OR an extra 1 point for correctly identifying the actor that said the quote (if you can’t think of the character).
There will be a definite winner, and I’d love to give something away, so if anybody wants to donate a prize for the contest, please let me know! I’ll try to wrangle up something, too, but if nothing else, the winner will have the satisfaction of…I don’t know, being a trivia god of some sort.
Finally, please don’t cheat. That’s not fun for anybody — no Googling!
Oh, and this isn’t necessarily supposed to be terribly easy. So without further ado…
Movie Quotes Quiz 2!
- “I can do anything I want! I’m eccentric.”
- “The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they’ve done!”
- “Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top, just as long as you’re thinking.”
- “Come in, my child. We mustn’t lurk in doorways. It’s rude. One might question your upbringing.”
- “I just want to talk with you. We know all about the hoax. We already took some of your friends downtown in a paddy wagon.”
- “Search the skies if you must, Minister, but now I think I’ll have a nice cup of tea, or a large brandy. Oh, and executioner, your services are no longer required.”
- “Would you like to see him crush me like a worm?”
- “I can’t look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?”
- “I would trade three hundred thousand coconuts and every ounce of your blood for a quart of gasoline!”
- “There hasn’t been a murder in six years. The system, it is perfect.”
- “I have ice in my glass… And I’ve lost her all over again.
- “You know, I’ve had more rewarding friendships than this one. Although I do get to keep telling the same jokes.”
- “I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur.”
- “So tell me, what’s become of my ship?”
- “Why do we even have that lever?”
- “Well, there’s this pirate… In truth I have not written a word.”
- “Can you think of a plan that doesn’t involve your ten-year-old sister joining the army?”
- “No wonder this circuit failed! It says ‘Made in Japan.’”
- “Somebody help me, I’m being spontaneous!”
- “When was it you started thinking you were better than me?”
Good luck! Have fun. [Update: My apologies to those of you who tried doing the quiz via Internet Explorer. Some coding issues caused it display funny. I believe those have been fixed.]

This one is very hard – I won’t do well, but I’ll give it a shot
1 – ?
2 – Jean Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart) in Star Trek:First Contact
3 – Sam Girard (Tommy Lee Jones) in The Fugitive
4 – ?
5 – ?
6 – Professor Dumbledore (Michael Gambon) in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
7 – ?
8 – ?
9 – ?
10 – Tom Cruise in Minority Report
11 – ?
12 – wild guess – 50 First Dates
13 – Han Solo (Harrison Ford) in Star Wars:The Empire Strikes Back
14 – ?
15 – ?
16 – ?
17 – ?
18 – ?
19 – ?
20 – ?
Wow – not good at all. So nobody laugh, please
I’m pretty sure most of these are right. There were only a couple I didn’t recognise right away. (I’m kinda embarrassed knowing #4.)
1. Rat Race/Donald Sinclair/John Cleese (you forgot whatever it is that he does with his head)
2. First Contact/Jean-Luc Picard/Patrick Stewart
3. Fugitive/Tommy Lee Jones
4. Little Mermaid/Ursula/Pam Carroll
5. Signs/Graham/Mel Gibson
6. Prisoner of Azkaban/Dumbledore/Michael Gambon
7. Braveheart/William Wallace/Mel Gibson
8. Toy Story 2/Rex/Vezz… I mean Wallace Shawn
9.
10. Minority Report/Tom Cruise
11. Cast Away/Tom Hanks
12.
13. Return of the Jedi/Han Solo/Harrison Ford
14. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest/Barbossa/Geoffrey Rush
15. Emperor’s New Groove/Yzma/Eartha Kitt
16. Shakespeare in Love/William Shakespeare/Joseph Finnes
17. War of the Worlds/Ray/Tom Cruise
18. Back to the Future III/Doc Brown/Christopher Lloyd
19. Truman Show/Truman/Jim Carey
20.
FIRST! Alright, here I go…
1. I know I’ve heard it before, but I can’t place it…
2. Star Trek: First Contact – Jean Luc Picard
3. Dont’ Know
4. Again, I know I’ve heard it before…
5. Signs – Mel Gibson
6. H.P.& The Prisoner Of Azkaban – Prof. Dumbledore
7. Braveheart – William Wallace (Mel Gibson)
8. S.W.: The Empire Strikes Back – C-3PO
9. 6 Days & 7 Nights
10. Minority Report – Jon Anderton (Tom Cruise)
11. No Idea.
12. Memento – Officer John “Teddy” Gamel (Joe Pantialano)
13. S.W.:The Return Of The Jedi – Han Solo (Harrison Ford)
14. Pirates Of The Carribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl
15. Very Familiar…
16. No.
17. Oh, I know I’ve seen this before…
18. ?
19. ?
20. ?
This was a tough one.
5. U.S. Marshalls – Tommy Lee Jones?
6. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban – Dumbledore
8. Toy Story 2 – Rex
10. Minority Report – I’ll guess Tom Cruise’s character
11. Castaway – Chuck
12. Memento
14. Pirates…3? – Jack Sparrow
15. EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE!! YZMA!!
16. Shakespeare in Love – Will Shakespeare, of course!
18. Sounds kindof like Doc in one of the Back to the Future movies…?
Hmm.
I think #10 is from Minority Report.
And #14 I think is from Pirates of the Caribbean, said by Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush).
And #13 was definitely Return of the Jedi, Han Solo (Harrison Ford) to Luke Skywalker on the Skiff headed to the Pit of Carkoon. (Can you tell I’m a Star Wars geek? =D )
#15: The Emperor’s New Groove – Izma
That’s all I got right now; A couple others sound familiar, but can’t place ‘em.
1.
2. Star Trek: First Contact – Patrick Stewart as Captain Picard
3. The Fugitive – Tommy Lee Jones as the lead U.S. Marshal, whose name currently escapes me.
4. Not quite sure. Sounds like something from a Harry Potter movie.
5.
6.
7. Braveheart – Mel Gibson as William Wallace.
8.
9.
10. Definitely Minority Report, but I’m not sure on the character or actor.
11.
12.
13. Return of the Jedi – Harrison Ford as Han Solo.
14.
15.
16.
17.
18. Back to the Future – Christopher Lloyd as Doc Brown
19.
20. Erggh. This one’s on the tip of my brain!
Those are some pretty tough ones, man. I eagerly await the answers.