Jack’s Back (But Do We Care?)

Proving the validity of Ecclesiastes in that there really, truly is nothing new under the sun, no matter how much you try to reinvent it, rearrange the elements, or make it fresh…here’s the trailer for Fox’s 24 tv movie.

Returning November 23rd, Jack appears to have relocated to Africa since season six for some missionary-style social work, but even there, violence, torture, and government corruption find him.  From the Fox site:

After sacrificing everything for his country, Jack Bauer (Sutherland) is wanted by the U.S. government and now stands to lose the only thing he has left: his freedom. Working as a missionary in Africa, Bauer is called upon to stop a ruthless warlord from drafting innocent children into his murderous militia. First, Bauer must confront his own torturous past and face an impossible decision that will change his life forever. A decision that will set the stage and raise the stakes for Season Seven, which debuts in January 2009.

In case you can’t tell from my near-palpable apathy, I’m extremely skeptical about this.  Let’s be clear: I’m also hopeful, but very, very skeptical.  For the last couple of seasons, Fox has really phoned it in when it comes to Jack’s adventures.  Recycled plotlines, ham-handed dialog, ridiculous situations, and the death of all the much-beloved characters (then replacing them with corny ones) have all siphoned off all that was good from what was once a tense, fun (if not always smart) show.

Based on the trailer, here are some reasons why continuing the show seems like a bad idea.

  • The return of The Weasel and the Scene-Eater.  The former is so uninteresting, he sucks all the will to care from the room.  The latter is not only uninteresting, but is so painfully overacted that it’s impossible to take him seriously.
  • The same tired political struggle plotlines.  “The government is corrupt?  Our enemies are using our weapons against us?  Still?  Again?”  In the early seasons of 24, the villainy came from outside the government.  Part of why I liked the show was that it portrayed the U.S. government — despite its faults — in a positive light.  Let’s just say its degenerated since then.
  • Other plot devices we’ve seen before.  Torture?  Check.  Regular people put in horrifying, impossible situations?  Check.  Jack Bauer, going up against who knows how many people, ridiculously outgunned, saving the day with just a handgun?  Check.  Some of these things are reasons why I enjoyed the show in the beginning, but they have been pushed beyond the breaking point.
  • Technically, this reason comes from beyond the trailer…but it supports my cynicism about season seven.  First, Tony Almeida is back — only now, he’s (gasp!) the Terrorist Bad Guy.  Also (and more disturbingly) Kim Bauer returns in some capacity.  Run away.

That said, maybe (because this is an interim bridge between seasons six and seven) some of these elements won’t actually be in play.  Regardless, I remain skeptical — but I will, of course, be watching on November 23rd.

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