What do you get when you take one love for the works of J.R.R. Tolkien, lots of time courtesy of Christmas break, a large dose of geekish ardor, and lots of post-Christmas-sale candy?
It’s very cool and yet slightly shameful at the same time. (Oh, and “obligatory cautionary remark about non-child-friendly language in the link.”)

Waaaay too much time on someone’s hands.
That’s really impressive. Still, yikes.